Tuesday, April 5, 2011

My Genuine Rolex with 3 year warranty.... said he'll post it to me later

So today's the day i bought myself a pimping Rolex of a guy on he beach, he seemed genuine enough and promised it had a 3 year warranty and that he would post it to me in the mail. As i walked away he shouted just make sure you dont wear it in the water... i thought Rolex were waterproof i must be mistaken ROFL





Now i plan on buying about 8 gold chunky fake gold rings and a gangster gold chain to go with it. This will complete my gangster persona. I might also get a bandanna tied at the front Krips or Bloods style ya'll. I'll be the biggest pimp in Thailand.
The best news is i managed to train with me knee, heavily strapped and with minimal pain while taking it easy
Managed to train western boxing (normal boxing) with limited pain to my heavily strapped knee. On the BJJ front I also learned a twister from Vistor and they really suck when your in them so to the next person i roll with back home at clifton hill beware when i get back contol with hooks in and all of a sudden i pull one hook out beware you are not far from be in a world of pain (yes even you singer, time to get some of your own medicine back) its technically a neck crank but bad luck im gonna do it anyways so make sure you tap early when something trippy starts to happen oh and don't hold on just tap cause all that's gonna happen is your gonna get a fucked up neck (i know its illegal for the blue and white belts but bad luck deal with it, I'll happily accept the DQ just to fuck you up and have you saying WTF was that. By the way singer i want you first!! Then Wombat who believes he is invincible and never taps! Im gonna own you! (yes i know that's a challenge and i know your up for for it!Dont worry i wont crank it hard just hard enough for you to realise "oh shit, its time tap, you little bastard!)
As for you Cam Rowe, i think if the opportunity arises i will attempt it on you, however i am not so confident that i will even be able to get back control... and even if i can weather i can hold it long enough to execute it. Maybe if you just give me back control to give me a chance at least of trying to doing it LOL.
The Twister:


Had an awesome day just walking along the beach in Patong today. Topless woman every where, some old birds with big saggers but the other talent made up for it ten fold. The best i saw was a smoking hot brunette, she must have had fake boobies as they were just perfect, not to big not to small, just a perfect size and oh took my breath away. I nearly put my neck out from walking past and being fully fixated on this wonderful specimen of woman. The funny thing was she was defiantly topless apart from silver things about the size of a twenty cent piece covering the nipple. Dont know what the point was but i didn't really care!

Anyway i m going to try the Muay Thai tomorrow and see if my knee is up to the task.

Peace and thanks for reading. Much Love

Love you Mum,Dad, Georgie, Aaron, Lauren, Dylan and Bridie (i already managed to find some nice pimping clothes for the nephew and niece. Only a few more to go for the rest of you :)

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